Office Sluts

The set-up in this one is surprisingly simple: Johnny Toxic makes the Notorious offices his base of gloperations, yells at Notorious big boy Jim Powers via telephone (Don't send me any more fuckin' insane people or fuckin' murderers.") and screws a bunch of (presumably mentally sound and life-respecting) girls.

Though it takes about 15 minutes to wade through the interviews, etc. the three scenes between Johnny and new chick Emma Lee supply the bulk of our recommendation. With her glorious natural curves, pierced everything, and solid chemistry with our Toxic hero, strawberry blond Lee is a delight. One moment in particular stands out, every bit as amusing as it is hot: Lee orders Johnny to bend over, and buries her tongue deep inside a place where no tongue should go. Clearly, both are enjoying themselves, until Johnny realizes the possible implications of such an act.

"Fuck, she's bitching me in my own office!" he exclaims, regaining control of the situation, post-haste. Pure gonzoid gold, that. And it just keeps getting better, as Lee stuffs her fingers in her mouth, eyes sparkling with the Oh-the-dirty-girl-ness of it all. Only one thing keeps the scene from a Best Couples pre-nom, and that's the presence of little blond Regan Starr, whose thoroughly unconvincing moans and comments are an unwelcome distraction. Luckily, she gets her asshole gaped (in what she claims is her first anal scene) and gets real quiet, real quick.

Elsewhere, Johnny gets a stellar blowjob from Candy Hill; Meridian gets believable in two threeways; and Morgan LeFay squeaks her way to a jizz stalactite that hangs from her eyebrow, courtesy of the inimitable Muff Daddy.

Review from AVN